As Scott Adams so rightly says, it was the internet wot won it, not “citizen slaves who believe they have free will”.
As TheOatmeal says, the most important thing is getting Koala sex on CNN. ” Yesterday, you gave me a raging brainboner so large and so mighty that it could be seen from space. ” Glorious.
If he has a “raging brainboner” (yeuch, yuk and bleurgh), doesn’t that make him a bit of a dickhead? Boom boom.
Dah duh dah dah duh duh der.