I find myself in absolute agreement with Jonny. Halloween sucks. And should be positively fought against. I like bonfire night – the whole burning revolutionary stuff is good.

But I don’t understand trick-or-treat. Turn up at a neighbour’s door and threaten them and walk away with candy. Brilliant lesson for the kids. We still have the egg remains stain on our front door from when we were in the kitchen eating dinner and didn’t get to the door in time for the impatient kids of Whitehall Park. Never going to open the door again, no siree.