In common with many others, we are loving Pseudo Names in Private Eye. My favourite to date is this one:

Sir,

We believe that this column has gone as far as it can.
ANNE DANNOW
D.N. DISNERE
ANNE-ZOE IPHASE
DEE FEIN-AL-KHURTAN

Just brilliant.

My contribution (thanks to Wiffy, Matthew and the BBC)?

Sir,
While I applaud the complexity of the submissions to this column, surely we have yet to discover all the low-hanging fruit?
JENNY TAYLOR