In common with many others, we are loving Pseudo Names in Private Eye. My favourite to date is this one:


We believe that this column has gone as far as it can.ANNE DANNOWD.N. DISNEREANNE-ZOE IPHASEDEE FEIN-AL-KHURTAN

Just brilliant.

My contribution (thanks to Wiffy, Matthew and the BBC)?

Sir,While I applaud the complexity of the submissions to this column, surely we have yet to discover all the low-hanging fruit?JENNY TAYLOR