What happens when you mistakenly pick up and drink baby oil instead of water? Answer: not much for half a day and then it’s like Benecol Olestra.

(FYI it wasn’t me!) Reminds me of other favorite mistaken drink situations:

1) Claire Fogarty heartily downing a tumbler full of water before work only to discover it was neat gin.

2) Sarah Mitchell taking a sip of water from an eggcup full of water only to discover that it had contact lenses in saline solution in it.